Why did the chicken cross the road?

you (or they) didn't ask me. the 2 of us were the ones saving the chicken from Colonel Sander's evil clutches, let it go to its freedom, and its right to cross the road. my vegan friend who wouldn't eat another animal but is perfectly ok to be in one's inside, took me and the chicken in his Jaguar to smuggle the chicken out to the safest road we could find from the statistics of past 10 years of road kills nationwide.